Until now, sincere laughter is the famous thirty-seventh chapter, "The Twelve Chairs". International Chess Tournament in the provincial town - indeed, what could be funnier? True, when adjusted to modern technology, it turns out that the utopian project of Ostap Bender feasible. Today, every vasyukovets be able to fight with newly appeared "Lasker" or "Alekhine"! Of course, if it has Internet access, and distribution Massive Assault Network 2 (MAN2).