Darkstalkers Chronicle: The Chaos Tower

Darkstalkers Chronicle: The Chaos Tower
The abundance of ports, remakes and sequels - the most overwritten corn gaming industry. One gets the impression that the authors down-projects have firmly decided to assemble the battery-twins game - under the slogan "Our response to Jango Fett." Therefore, if you - a fan of fighting games, bearded, remembering the best examples of the genre in the first PlayStation and Dreamcast, you can safely refrain from reading this strip. All the better to re-pokromsat sprites reckless Darkstalkers 3 and Vampire Chronicle, than waste your time on oskoplennuyu Darkstalkers Chronicle: The Chaos Tower.

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Similar effects were appropriate in a poorly ported fighting game on the PS ONE .... ... But these - very even inspire to this day.

"Zam-m-knead!"

One of the beliefs Capcom: «creating a gorgeous fighting game once, you can continue to not bother with the improvement of the formula of happiness." Scheme is properly worked almost ten years. Regardless of the home console or released another Darkstalkers, has always been a horror like fun to push their heads against Swordsmen Donovan and the vampire Dimitri, succubus Morrigan, and the baby Bonnie Hood, or, for the sake of fun, roll out the handsome Sasquatch against the demon Jedi. Tall speed duel, gothic backgrounds, unspeakable shock and totally insane (in the best sense of the word) characters - such delights did not remember that from the last part of the "novelty" is distinguished by two and a half dash, and the schedule for a hundred years as a time to patch up.

But it seems that the golden days are gone. The eternal dignity of the show are lost in the Darkstalkers Chronicle: The Chaos Tower for only one control - as it turned out, cross PSP completely adapted to the game in the classic fighting game. Bouncing aside, welling quarter and half circles, so necessary to perform special moves - very hard. Obscenely long load compulsively make it clear that the developers did not bother to bring to mind barahlyaschy engine. Reflect this and the quality of the picture: the roughness, visible on the TV screen appeared on the small LCD screen in the whole "beauty" - and no change in the sweep from 16:9 to 4:3 (a game for some reason is able, and such) will not help. The question is, who then need a multiplayer over Wi-Fi?

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So vicious critics stung project for lack of fresh ideas, the authors have killed a couple of lunch breaks to exhaustion from the finger regime Tower. Choose three fighters, climb the Tower of Chaos, cleaned every floor of the enemy, fill up the gallery Chronicle. No, no joke. Yes, in 2005.

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Do not believe this screenshot: on-screen art looks a lot worse. Komsomol member, an athlete and just ... succubus!

"And drug-p-chop!"

The first "swallow" the genre on the console, the coming releases - all spoke in favor of the fact that PSP owners can not wait for the rich ruler carnage in the next six months. Next: unoriginal Guilty Gear in the amount of two pieces, "Reduced» Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects and supplemented with Mortal Kombat: Deception Unchained. A separate item - Street Fighter Alpha 3: Double Upper, which predict four new street fighter and, possibly, a great mode World Tour; even want to forget that we have played enough to unconsciousness in her Saturn, PlayStation, Dreamcast, Game Boy Advance ... Ah, the switch channel.

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